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everyone knows the only way to travel toward adventure is by beard!
… or possibly unicorn.
JUST GOING TO BRING THIS BACK.
The call for Avenger-themed t-shirts is indeed a mighty one, and I have answered! I present to you…
THE AVENGERS TEES! MARK I!
For our favourite God of Mischief, here is “LOKI’D”!
AVENGERS! ASSEMBLE! Now easier than ever with this tee!
Score another one for Loki! Why? Because
CLINT BARTON: OKAY WHICH OF YOU JERKS ATE ALL MY GUMMY WORMS
NICK FURY: THERE’S ACTUALLY NO FOOD LEFT ON THIS SHIP.
ALL: WHAT?!?
NICK FURY: YES. SOME ASSHOLE BROUGHT A TRIBBLE ON BOARD.
TRIBBLE: *PURRRRRR*
NICK FURY: THERE IT IS, THAT FUZZY BASTARD. GRAB IT!
THOR: *GRABS*
THOR:…
SPN: That crumbling bridge you can’t help but sadly watch fall apart because hey, that was a nice bridge, once.
When people dictate what makes a person worthwhile on tumblr or anywhere else based on what they like or do not like, I want to pare their ego from them with words like knives.
But I don’t. Why? That would be because I can.

Oh Christian, you sassy bitch.